Made with lots of love for creators & coaches
Launch Our
'Branded Story Samurai Funnel'
And Make $10-$30k In Under
3 Months
(Or You Don't Pay...)
...WITHOUT hurting your brand, taking time out of your day, or losing converions
Made with lots of love for creators & coaches
Launch Our
'Branded Story Samurai Funnel'
And Make $10-$30k In Under
3 Months (Or You Don't Pay...)
...WITHOUT hurting your brand, taking time out of your day, or losing converions
Dear Creator of Change,
You’ve got the knowledge. The skills. The heart.
But the system?
The thing that turns all your grind into consistent money,
real growth, and a brand people respect?
That’s still missing.
And you feel it.
You’re not lazy.
You’re not a scam.
You’re not lost.
But damn... it feels like you’re stuck.
Stuck in content loops.
Stuck chasing algorithms.
Stuck explaining your offer like a broken record.
And every day you wait?
Another “guru” with half your talent outshines you —
simply because their system is louder, slicker, more polished.
Not better. Not smarter. Just louder.
This is your gamechanger.
At Samurai Funnels, we don’t scam coaches, who scam their customers.
We build digital money-printers, for those who deserve it!
Systems forged with precision, designed to:
-Position you as the undeniable authority in your niche
-Build deep trust with strangers in days
-Turn followers into buyers, and buyers into true fans
-Remove the chaos & guesswork from your marketing
-Free up your time while stacking income on autopilot
No recycled templates.
No bloated tech stacks.
No cringe “ClickFunnels Guru” vibes.
Just clean, elite funnel systems that actually do what you hired them for:
Make you look like a goddamn pro. And make you money.
If you’ve made it this far, I already know something about you:
You’re serious.
You’re done winging it.
And you want to win — big.
That’s why I’m offering this:
A free call where we’ll map out your Samurai Funnel system
- customized for your offer, audience, and income goals.
No fluff. No sales tricks.
If you’re a good fit, we build it.
If not, we move on.
Simple.
But if you’re reading this and thinking
“Wow, this is exactly what I need…”
Then stop waiting for a miracle.
Click the damn button.
Let’s forge the weapon your brand deserves.
*starts “Karate Kid training montage” music*
Dear Creator of Change,
You’ve got the knowledge. The skills. The heart.
But the system?
The thing that turns all your grind into consistent money,
real growth, and a brand people respect?
That’s still missing.
And you feel it.
You’re not lazy.
You’re not a scam.
You’re not lost.
But damn... it feels like you’re stuck.
Stuck in content loops.
Stuck chasing algorithms.
Stuck explaining your offer like a broken record.
And every day you wait?
Another “guru” with half your talent outshines you —
simply because their system is louder, slicker, more polished.
Not better. Not smarter. Just louder.
This is your gamechanger.
At Samurai Funnels, we don’t scam coaches, who scam their customers.
We build digital money-printers, for those who deserve it!
Systems forged with precision, designed to:
-Position you as the undeniable authority in your niche
-Build deep trust with strangers in days
-Turn followers into buyers, and buyers into true fans
-Remove the chaos & guesswork from your marketing
-Free up your time while stacking income on autopilot
No recycled templates.
No bloated tech stacks.
No cringe “ClickFunnels Guru” vibes.
Just clean, elite funnel systems that actually do what you hired them for:
Make you look like a goddamn pro. And make you money.
If you’ve made it this far, I already know something about you:
You’re serious.
You’re done winging it.
And you want to win — big.
That’s why I’m offering this:
A free call where we’ll map out your Samurai Funnel system
- customized for your offer, audience, and income goals.
No fluff. No sales tricks.
If you’re a good fit, we build it.
If not, we move on.
Simple.
But if you’re reading this and thinking
“Wow, this is exactly what I need…”
Then stop waiting for a miracle.
Click the damn button.
Let’s forge the weapon your brand deserves.
*starts “Karate Kid training montage” music*
Here's Everything We Could Do For You:
OPTIMIZE YOUR OFFER
We'll take a look at what you are currently offering and help you create a compelling offer that your audience wants to buy.
No more low-ticket one-off purchases.
Increased LTV and lifelong customers.
FUNNEL CREATION
Get your entire sales funnel done for you using our framework that is proven to convert.
We'll write all of the copy, create the design, and connect everything on the backend so you don't have to lift a finger.
ORGANIC LAUNCH STRATEGY
Get a launch strategy that is custom to you and your highest leverage points.
We'll use email, organic social, and other proven methods to get your offer in front of as many people as possible, before investing in paid ads.
A/B SPLIT TESTING
We'll take a look at what you are currently offering and help you create a compelling offer that your audience wants to buy.
No more low-ticket one-off purchases. Increased LTV and lifelong customers.
SCALE ON
COLD TRAFFIC/PAID ADS
Get your entire sales funnel done for you using our framework that is proven to convert.
We'll write all of the copy, create the design, and connect everything on the backend so you don't have to lift a finger.
EMAIL/SMS MARKETING
Get a launch strategy that is custom to you and your highest leverage points.
We'll use email, organic social, and other proven methods to get your offer in front of as many people as possible, before investing in paid ads.
STUNNING PAGE DESIGN
Visually stunning sites and landing pages designed to convert your visitors into leads.
PROFESSIONAL COPY
Compelling website copywriting that drives sign-ups, conversions, and eventually, sales.
MARKETING STARTEGY
We'll help you maximize sales with top tier info marketing strategies to get you the best results.
EMAIL AND SMS AUTOMATION
We'll run your email and sms automation to convert even more buyers on the back end.
MARKET RESEARCH
We'll dive deep and get advanced market research on your market to make sure we both know everything there is to know.
TECH MANAGMENT
We'll take care of your marketing tech, whether it's your email marketing service provider, funnel builder or site builder
Here's Everything We Could Do For You:
OPTIMIZE YOUR OFFER
We'll take a look at what you are currently offering and help you create a compelling offer that your audience wants to buy.
No more low-ticket one-off purchases.
Increased LTV and lifelong customers.
FUNNEL CREATION
Get your entire sales funnel done for you using our framework that is proven to convert.
We'll write all of the copy, create the design, and connect everything on the backend so you don't have to lift a finger.
ORGANIC LAUNCH STRATEGY
Get a launch strategy that is custom to you and your highest leverage points.
We'll use email, organic social, and other proven methods to get your offer in front of as many people as possible, before investing in paid ads.
A/B SPLIT TESTING
We'll take a look at what you are currently offering and help you create a compelling offer that your audience wants to buy.
No more low-ticket one-off purchases. Increased LTV and lifelong customers.
SCALE ON
COLD TRAFFIC/PAID ADS
Get your entire sales funnel done for you using our framework that is proven to convert.
We'll write all of the copy, create the design, and connect everything on the backend so you don't have to lift a finger.
EMAIL/SMS MARKETING
Get a launch strategy that is custom to you and your highest leverage points.
We'll use email, organic social, and other proven methods to get your offer in front of as many people as possible, before investing in paid ads.
STUNNING PAGE DESIGN
Visually stunning sites and landing pages designed to convert your visitors into leads.
PROFESSIONAL COPY
Compelling website copywriting that drives sign-ups, conversions, and eventually, sales.
MARKETING STARTEGY
We'll help you maximize sales with top tier info marketing strategies to get you the best results.
EMAIL AND SMS AUTOMATION
We'll run your email and sms automation to convert even more buyers on the back end.
MARKET RESEARCH
We'll dive deep and get advanced market research on your market to make sure we both know everything there is to know.
TECH MANAGMENT
We'll take care of your marketing tech, whether it's your email marketing service provider, funnel builder or site builder
Frequently Asked Questions
Are you guys legit?
Yes, we are.We’ve been copywriters, email marketers, designers, influencers, and brand builders for over a year and have generated amazing results for clients while working in multiple niches.
Our results, testimonials, and brands speak for themselves.
What if you don't get the result you promised?
That's what the guarantee is for.We're confident this WILL work for you, but to put you at ease.
We offer a custom guarantee to each individual business we work with.
But it results in a 100% refund if the end-goal is not met, contract backed.
How much do you charge?
It really depends based off your brands needs, how much work is required, and a lot of other personalized nuances I can't cover here.
But to give you a brief idea, it is over 4-figures so please keep that in mind before considering our help.
How do I know if your copy converts well?
We'll give you the exact data from our work from the conversion rates, CTR (click-through-rates), opt-in rate, etc.
Based off those numbers, you'll know if our copy is converting.
How do I know if your copy converts well?
If the copy we make does not meet expectations even after then we will rewrite/remake your copy after receiving your feedback to tailor it to your needs and preferences.
Will you be able to capture my voice?
Yes we will, Patrick used to be a ghostwriter who wrote for many CEO's and brands, before pivoting to funnel building.
So it's safe to say we'll have no problem capturing your voice at all.
Do you do content copywriting?
Simple answer: No
While Leon and I have been content copywriter in the past, we don't necessary do content writing (except email as it's content and selling) as it isn't our style as funnel builders.
The goal of our service is to take your existing attention (or your advertising) and monetize it with converting mid to back-end funnels (emails, sales pages, upsells, etc)
What software would you use?
Our prefered softwares for funnel building are Clickfunnels and Go-High-Level.
For email/sms marketing, we prefer Convertkit and Klaviyo.
That said we have experience using many other tools and can easily learn new ones on the fly.
What do the deliverables look like?
We do customer plans based on your needs, but here's everything we offer:
- Funnel building
- VSL/Sales copy
- SMS marketing
- Email Marketing
- Media Buying
- Offer optimization
- Info product done-with-you creation
- Lead magnet creation
Book Now a Free
One-on-One Consultation Call
with Our Team.
Talk to an expert about your situation and let's help you make the smartest decision for your future.
Book Now a Free
One-on-One Consultation
Call with Our Team.
Talk to an expert about your situation and let's help you make the smartest decision for your future.
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